Metroid-larv

Här är nått till alla Metroid-fans därute! En helt egen liten Metroid-larv! Självklart inkapslad, och där vill man att den ska stanna.

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Caring for your metroid larva:
Metroids will drain the life from any living creature and will feed on prey many times larger than themselves. Daily interaction with the metroid will help establish a bond and deter it from turning on you. It is advised that you only handle the metroid after it has been fed. Metroids grow rapidly and a larger jar will be needed to house it after long.

Note: I assume no responsibility should bodily injury, life draining, death, pet consumption, the apocolypse, visits from Samus Aran and/or Ridley occur. Nor will I reimburse you for ice beams or missiles.

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